My first website

Welcome to my first website! I showcase my work experience and hobbies here. I'm an amateur and aspiring programmer who really likes apples.

Did I mention I really like apples?

Well, I do, haha. In fact, I'm an eating an apple right now writing this!

I love all sorts of apple cultivars: Honeycrisps, Fuji, Cortland, Jonathan, Ginger Gold, Lodi, Golden Delicious, Pink Lady, Rome, Gala, Empire, Jazz, and of course, the McIntosh!

Work experience

Unlike other LinkedIn profiles, I am a goose apple farmer. I recently heard in the news that CS is a lucrative field that will make me six figures in no time! At least, that's what the newspaper I picked up said before this "covid" thing existed.

Here are my (experienced) work experience:

Apple A+ Student (1991-2009)

I was an excellent Apple A+ distinguished student at my school. My teachers gave me an apple every day!

The K.U.N.A.L College of Culinary Arts (2009-2021)

I liked apples so much, I decided to major in culinary arts! I have a PhD in culinary arts. My thesis was on why people hated apples so much.

Apple farmer (2021-2024)

I figured with my doctorate degree, I can finally accomplish my dream of becoming an apple farmer! Unfortunately, this "covid" thing hit hard.

CrowdStrike, Director of System Deployments (July 18-19, 2024)

Helped manage and configured deployments to millions of Windows systems around the world. I made my first Git commit here!

The Secret Society of K.U.N.A.L, Unpaid Intern (2024-Present)

My boss warned me about OPSEC this and OSINT that. Whatever that means. Hopefully it won't haunt me tomorrow.

My Apple Tree

Here's a picture of my beloved apple tree... RIP Mackenzie 😓

My projects

Lately, I've been working on a script to bring my apple tree back to life as an AI girlfriend companion. It's not finished, though. It should be here somewhere...